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Mom Trying Not To Raise Assholes T-Shirt

Mom Trying Not To Raise Assholes T-Shirt

Regular price $32.99 USD
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Color
Size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. The relaxed cut and soft, post-dye texture give it a casual, well-worn vibe that pairs easily with jeans or a favorite cardigan. A bold, cheeky graphic across the chest—playful typography with pink accents over patterned letters—says what you’re thinking without shouting. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort, a little attitude, and an easygoing look that travels from coffee runs to low-key hangouts. Durable double-needle seams and tubular knit construction mean it stays sturdy through washes, while the sewn-in label keeps the neckline comfortable. Offered in a wide range of colors and sizes, this tee settles into your regular rotation and only gets better with time.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed softness
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk construction
- Available S–4XL in up to 58 colors with a sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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