This relaxed-fit tee brings tongue-in-cheek attitude to everyday wear. The garment-dyed heavyweight cotton feels lived-in from the first pull-on, with soft color and a slightly vintage texture that pairs perfectly with the cheeky, colorful opossum artwork. The printed design — bright pastels, playful stars, and the phrase “I’ll play dead to avoid you” — sits front-and-center for a wearable dose of ironic humor. Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night coffee runs, or lazy weekends when you want your clothes to do the talking without trying too hard. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean it’ll stand up to repeated wears and washes, while the tubular knit and relaxed cut keep the silhouette simple and comfortable. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this tee adapts to everyday wardrobes while keeping its sly personality.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and breathable - Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for vintage texture and lasting color - Relaxed fit with tubular (no side seams) construction for clean lines - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label - Sizes S–4XL available; offered in 58 color options
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
