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The heavyweight cotton relaxes into the body with wear, and the garment-dye process gives each shirt a lived-in color and texture that feels comfortable from the first wear. Front artwork shows a playful patriotic raccoon in red, white, and blue, sunglasses and bandana included — a tongue-in-cheek nod to backyard cookouts, parades, and summer nights under string lights. Wear it to neighborhood barbecues, small-town festivals, or when you want a fun, nostalgic look that reads casual and effortless. The relaxed fit and durable double-needle seams stand up to frequent wear and washes, and the tubular knit (no side seams) keeps the silhouette clean. 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